Thursday, August 5, 2010

Jokes i LOVE!

These are some of the best joke i laugh to!
~ Happy Smiling ~

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ..

2 Sardar's were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing it.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry.... see that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but the radio says this is "All India Radio!"

In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ......
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .

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