Thursday, July 26, 2012

What to do when your lecturer is coming to your internship site to visit?

My lecturer is coming next Tuesday to the company I'm internship-ing in. Besides getting nervous, I came out with a few ways to face the situation in a CALM AND MATURED MANNER 





#1  Pretend you are sick and request for an MC: doctor, I got a megamonterousginomous illness, it's true! I swear my heart skipped a beat just now.

#2  Get injuries on the spot: hit yourself or put your hand in the big big machines nearby... owh, does red means dangerous? I didn't know!

#3  Grow tumor/cancer on demand. And the practicality of it: diminish it when not in use. Esicuseme sir, is this a lump on my hand? OMG IT'S A FREAKING LUMP!!



#4  Look dumb and stare at mid air drooling: aaaagaggggaaaaaaa, hwaaahaaaaaa, brraaaaagaaaaaaaa....


#5  Pretend you are the smart and efficient OL working: Oh yes, I'm very busy, I have 34 Facebook comments, 56 notification and 5 Youtube subscriptions to go through, it gets pretty hectic at times. 


#6  The hostile welcome: HI THERE! You want coffee or tea? I'll get you BOTH! Creamer too! Oh, you gotto try this new cracker I'm having, it tastes like heaven and I bet your whole family would like it, hel even the birds like it......


#7  The introvert style
Lecturer goes: How are you doing here? Have you learn anything? How would you relate the knowledge you have with your current job? 
Me goes: Good. Yes. Appropriate. 


#8  The nervous approach
Lecturer goes: How's everything going?
Me goes: (nervous laugh) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fine fine fine, I guess, no, I think I know so, hold on, what's your question again? HAHAHAHAHAHA. 



#9  The underground thug/ganster showing swag: You give me the blasted 'A' MF or else, I got your mother's Facebook account! You are warned...


#10 Just keep smiling, just keep smiling... *Speaking with a clenched teeth* HEHEHEHE *SMILE SMILE SMILE* oh hi you look nice today HEHEHEHEHEHE Omigosh did I forget to smile? HEHEHE




Gosh, I hope the lecturer cut me some slack... 


Signing off, 
JCG

Sunday, July 15, 2012

成长还是忘本?

最近(是今天 --')看了一个节目, Astro AEC 的老行业,。


我看的那个是第十集,讲述一个住在 Balik Pulau 的老爷爷,天天靠着自己的双手亲自制作那家喻户晓的“水粉”。
对,就是我们小时候常常玩的,那小小,锥形,白色的水粉!


这让我有了深深的感触。

一来,我看见那老爷爷背后的心酸,宏大的使命。
他为了维持中华文化所作出的牺牲,让我敬佩不已。
老爷爷制作水粉不是为了谋利,他只不过是“为了老顾客们而继续这生意”。
要做这门生意一点都不容易,除了要提起那重达约5kg的米袋挂上个钩子来过滤水分,还得每天曝在太阳底下晒,观察,和收这些水粉粒...
虽然一个月才赚区区的那几百块,但那心灵上的满足却是“非键盘所能形容的”。

http://hhc26.multiply.com/photos/album/301#photo=50
(可以从这寻看更多照片)


二来,还记得童年时,我们到处乱跑,被妈妈骂,还时不时抓回一两只小动物的时候?
那时那有什么ipad, 电脑,电动机等高科技玩意儿?
活在那年代,我们经历的不是什么谁谁谁在网上换了留言什么的,我们经历的是今天抓到了一只小乌龟/小鸟等等的。
看看以往和现在的差别,我不禁怀念以前;总觉得那时生活很充实,无忧无虑...
应该说,忧虑的也不是我们吧... 哈哈
究竟是我们成长了还是我们忘了本?
感觉我好像忘记了生活上一些小小的乐趣,小小的满足。
就好象我在课业上读到的诗一样,"He was a man who used to notice such things"? (Afterwards, Thomas Hardy)
这是我家外的小鸟,我们把它们带回家养,快2个月大了哦!

这是今天去 cherok to'kun 看到的长颈小乌龟,很开心 to'kun 还能哺育这可爱的小生命。


我不要成为在现代生活中迷失自己的人,我不要连自己的根都不知何处去。
我要成为那个人家问起还能告诉他我的故乡的故事,我的童年回忆,我的文化习俗。
不然以后还真的是 “笑问客从何处来”咯。。。
=)

JCG

(其实,我为了写这篇文章真的绞尽了脑汁。。。唉,太久没动笔了。要是哪里写不好,请别见怪,呵呵。)

Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Internship Blog

Now m under internship. So far so good, but it's kindda boring.
The only good thing bout it, I can access to 9gag in the system. LOL
Wish me luck!

Love,
Mua