Thursday, July 26, 2012

What to do when your lecturer is coming to your internship site to visit?

My lecturer is coming next Tuesday to the company I'm internship-ing in. Besides getting nervous, I came out with a few ways to face the situation in a CALM AND MATURED MANNER 

#1  Pretend you are sick and request for an MC: doctor, I got a megamonterousginomous illness, it's true! I swear my heart skipped a beat just now.

#2  Get injuries on the spot: hit yourself or put your hand in the big big machines nearby... owh, does red means dangerous? I didn't know!

#3  Grow tumor/cancer on demand. And the practicality of it: diminish it when not in use. Esicuseme sir, is this a lump on my hand? OMG IT'S A FREAKING LUMP!!

#4  Look dumb and stare at mid air drooling: aaaagaggggaaaaaaa, hwaaahaaaaaa, brraaaaagaaaaaaaa....

#5  Pretend you are the smart and efficient OL working: Oh yes, I'm very busy, I have 34 Facebook comments, 56 notification and 5 Youtube subscriptions to go through, it gets pretty hectic at times. 

#6  The hostile welcome: HI THERE! You want coffee or tea? I'll get you BOTH! Creamer too! Oh, you gotto try this new cracker I'm having, it tastes like heaven and I bet your whole family would like it, hel even the birds like it......

#7  The introvert style
Lecturer goes: How are you doing here? Have you learn anything? How would you relate the knowledge you have with your current job? 
Me goes: Good. Yes. Appropriate. 

#8  The nervous approach
Lecturer goes: How's everything going?
Me goes: (nervous laugh) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fine fine fine, I guess, no, I think I know so, hold on, what's your question again? HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

#9  The underground thug/ganster showing swag: You give me the blasted 'A' MF or else, I got your mother's Facebook account! You are warned...

#10 Just keep smiling, just keep smiling... *Speaking with a clenched teeth* HEHEHEHE *SMILE SMILE SMILE* oh hi you look nice today HEHEHEHEHEHE Omigosh did I forget to smile? HEHEHE

Gosh, I hope the lecturer cut me some slack... 

Signing off, 

Sunday, July 15, 2012


最近(是今天 --')看了一个节目, Astro AEC 的老行业,。

我看的那个是第十集,讲述一个住在 Balik Pulau 的老爷爷,天天靠着自己的双手亲自制作那家喻户晓的“水粉”。



那时那有什么ipad, 电脑,电动机等高科技玩意儿?
应该说,忧虑的也不是我们吧... 哈哈
就好象我在课业上读到的诗一样,"He was a man who used to notice such things"? (Afterwards, Thomas Hardy)

这是今天去 cherok to'kun 看到的长颈小乌龟,很开心 to'kun 还能哺育这可爱的小生命。

不然以后还真的是 “笑问客从何处来”咯。。。



Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Internship Blog

Now m under internship. So far so good, but it's kindda boring.
The only good thing bout it, I can access to 9gag in the system. LOL
Wish me luck!