Instant Noodles!

Today

I had a lecture from my close buddy

It's bout instant noodles

*Ta Ta Ta*

(bad bad sound)

I had a confession to make

I...

I...

I am...

I am addicted to instant noodles...

There!

I said it.

=(

Instant noodles

Maggi Mee。Indo Mee。Har Mee。Cintan Mee。Korean Mee。Cup Mee。Udon Mee。Shin Ramyun。A1 Bak Kut Teh Mee。 Mee Sedap。Mamee。Got Mee。No Mee。Malaysia Mee。Chinese Mee。Indian Mee。Malay Mee

(getting kindda racist here)

Flavors

Curry。Tomyam。Chicken。No Chicken。Spicy。Not Spicy。Goreng。Dry。Wet。Hokkien。Hakka。Yummy。Not Yummy。Eatable。Non Eatable

(list goes on.......)

I was crowned the king of mee when i was young

面王 they said

And so it goes

The story of a sad king

The habit followed me through my teenage life

Worsen when exams come

I was using instant noodles to relieve my stress!

I could eat mee as lunch for 3 days consecutive and not feel disgusted about it.

But I do feel guilty

VERY guilty

It's like committing suicide in slow motion

Hmm, maybe it ain't that good.....

(Really, it's not good!)

I have friends around me

Loads of Lovely friend who cared

They all told me the same thing

#%^&@, eat lah! You are killing yourself!

YS even told me the benefits of eating noodles!

1. Max hair loss, max breeze

2. Max toxic, people can still see you after you've been dead for a few year

Huh, historic much?

Well, I've been trying my best to minimize my urge to eat

And so, I wrote a poem! XD

To my dear instant mee

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*

Owh

You lust me into my tummy

Into my soul

Never had I've been so addicted

Never had I been told

The taste of gold

And the taste of poison

All mix around

To get packets dozen

One into me

Then come two

Then of course three, four

And more

It'd been to be or not to be

Danger

Always taste sweet...

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So that was it!

Now I only eat instant noodles once in a blue moon

well, maybe in some yellow moons too

but that's not the point

I want to take care of myself

Because?

I am a BIG GIRL!

YEAH!

Toodles!